Items From Our Catalog
Here at Amalgamated Concerns, we've found a way that you can
save money while you overthrow capitalism. Our catalog offers the
very latest line of environmentally-conscious knick-knacks. These
products are intended to clutter your home, not our natural landfills.
demonstrate the depth of our commitment, ten percent of the first
penny you spend on these products is given to Citizens Toward a Democratic
Democracy (CDD) who are working to make Democracy work.
all-natural cigarettes are rolled from a fine blend of Virginia tobacco
and plants imported from the Brazilian Rainforests. Imagine the teeming
diversity of a rainforest in a cigarette. No filters means less waste.
Contains no artificial plants.
your home with the aroma of fresh earth. These long-burning tallow
candles smell like the real thing. Light one up and imagine you are
giving back to the earth what you took.
unusual beverage packs a day's worth of fermented nutrition into an
eight percent alcohol count. Ouch!
a touch of simulated elegance to your oak-paneled study with our Moose
Head (tofu mousse of course) Or Kohlrabi Elk Antlers, mounted on simulated
accessory for your high-maintenance dreadlocks.
revolutionary snack, made from Bolivian corn. Try it with our extra-red
reminded of ozone depletion as you dress for a day of canvassing,
or for a night out gyrating to acoustic folk.
latest in our line of alternative pets. Check out the psychedelic
patterns on these groovy kittens.
fibers mark this reusable organic prophylactic.
(This catalog made from recycled trees. No animals were destroyed.)