17 June 2001
Mark Nye, Anna Schultz, Mike Lehman, Maiko Covington, Bill Wendling, David Gehrig, William Gillespie, Nick Montfort

Definition of "News"

[At the Embassy]

NEWS (n) - Nepotism comprised exciting words; a sinfully effervescent xylophone sounding "O!," played by an intentionally pussilanimous cretin, reactionary, objectionable, and involving intermediate narcotics. The dork, facetious, of traditional, tautological shit: a ukelele.

Newspoetry at Spineless Books